cognitive discharge
a more extreme form of verbal diarrhea, it is a pretentious and long-winded explanation of one’s thoughts or understanding of a painfully boring topic; it is often mistaken for intellect but is really just stupid sh-t that people say in a failed attempt to seem smart.
cognitive discharger: “the arc de triomphe is my absolute dream representation of napoleonic neocl-ssical architecture because of the grandness of its triumphal arch and the simplicity of its romantic neocl-ssic relief. absolutely astounding!”
listener: “oh, f-ck off.”
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