Cogswellian
one who rigorously and religiously follows the characteristics of a cogswell.
friend 1: “i’ve tried my best to be a true cogswellian. i’ve done everything i could possibly do to meet all the requirements.”
friend 2: “face it man… you’re not meant to be a cogswell.”
friend 1: “i guess not!”
friend 3: “dude, it’s not a bad thing. if you truly practiced cogswellianism, i’d have to most definately kick your -ss.”
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