Cogswellianism


a life practice or way of life that is built upon rigorously following the characteristics of a cogswell.
friend 1: “i’m thinking about practicing cogswellianism.”

friend 2: “i don’t mean to shatter your hopes… but it’s pretty much impossible to be a true cogswellian.”

friend 1: “for real?

friend 2: “yeah man… last time i heard, there’s only a few or possibly even one true cogswellian.”

friend 3: “if i met that guy, i’d kick his -ss”

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