coiffer


one who attends university, and thinks they are so much better than anyone. it suggests that their hair is well trimmed and often lifted up at the front, giving them the name “coiffer”. most coiffers are doomed to work in a cubicle for the rest of their life and be a tie wearing office b-tch.
you are such a coiffer, look at that f-ggy hairdoo your rockin’.

look at that coiffer, hes got his nose so high in the air!

we went to a community college keg party and some coiffers showed up, man did they get a beatdown.

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