Coital Confessions


during the foreplay portion of a s-xual encounter, the point in time in which one or both of the partners exchange various faults and insecurities that they believe would make them less appealing as a s-xual partner. typically done while dry-humping, before the clothes are removed. it’s a cl-ssic win-win situation, as by that point, the other person doesn’t really care, and you get the guilt off your chest of trying to be someone you don’t exactly fit the profile of.
jessie: oh, you should know, i haven’t shaved in a few days.

thomas: as much as i appreciate the coital confessions, babe, i’m just too h-rny to care.

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