Coitexting
(ko-oy-text-ing): when two people, who have earned doctoral degrees, send texts with serious s-xual intention/content.
coitexting:
dr. smith: mmm…i’m slowly removing my stethoscope and white jacket. (send)
dr. johnson: thank you, mr. smith. my diagnostics is that you’ve been a dirty boy and need a prescription of 5 spanks. (send)
dr. smith: can i get that filled here? (send)
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