Coitus Concerto


a violin technique/ s-x move utilized in the motion picture “the red violin.” this technique can only be mastered by the highest virtuoso in which you have s-x and play violin at the same time. use of a fermata ensures long sustained -rg-sm on the last note.
a: what were you to doing in the b-ss closet?
b: coitus concerto
a:yeah, i had her wet at molto expressivo presto.

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