Coitus umbilicus


the act of engaging in intercourse, to climax or not, with the umbilicus/navel/belly b-tton. it frequently occurs in inexperienced males that are seeking any dark crevice for s-xual pleasure while lacking in knowledge of the female anatomy. it can also be intentional, especially when the s-xual act involves a partner, male or female, with a significant amount soft tissue is present in the neighboring structures. it is not to be confused with coitus panniculus, engaging in coitus with the folds of abdominal fat.
i was unaware of the female anatomy my first s-xual interaction. while searching for home, i engaged in coitus umbilicus as she writhed from pain as her happy trail was mechanically stripped of hair from the friction.

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