coitus
fancy way to say f-ck
wanna coitus?! 😉
physical union of male and female genitalia accompanied by rhythmic movements usually leading to the -j-c-l-t–n of s-m-n from the p-n-s into the female reproductive tract
kris ann’s sister was shocked when i informed her that we were preparing to engage in coitus.
the way a child with a speech impediment pr-nounces “curtis.” hilarious when heard aloud.
little joey at 7 years old: coitus, stop eating paste.
little curtis at 7 years old: stop calling me that, f-ckhead. don’t you know what that means yet?! and this paste is delicious, so hop off my nuts.
the absolute least s-xy thing to shout out in bed.
“hmmm”
“ohhh!”
“ooooh!”
“coitus!”
“thank you, captain obvious!”
what sheldon cooper says instead of s-x
sheldon: should you engage in coitus …
1. s-x
2. formal terminology often used by the ‘super intelligent’ to describe the love-making process, every little boy’s dream
hey baby, let’s go for scones then we can catch a round of coitus.
a s-xual act between male and female in which the p-n-s is inserted into the v-g-n-, or as stewie griffin would say:
“inert your pen-is (‘pen’ as in for writing, fallowed by ‘is’) into her vag-in-a (like ‘badge’ with a ‘v’ fallowed by the two words ‘in’ and ‘a’)”
quagmire was playing a s-x game with an asian woman in his country house, and he was dressed as a geisha, then he took of his robe and positioned himself over her, and saw the griffin family had walked into the room. he then said:
“oh…..is this the weekend you guys were coming up?…….well here i am, cream on my face, hair a mess, and in mid-coitus, i must look a sight!”
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