Coitusing


coitusing is a sneaky way to say f-cking using the latin base instead of english. coitusing was devised for use by ‘the big bang theory’ television show.

coitus {latin}: (n.) ‘s-xual union between a male and a female involving insertion of the p-n-s into the v-g-n-.’ ie. s-xual intercourse or f-ck
sheldon (to penny): “it was a lot of work to accommodate you in my life. i’d hate to think that effort to be in vain.”

penny: “you’re just coitusing with me, aren’t you?”

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