Cokato
a small “po dunk” town in the middle of minnesota. it was rated the number one town in minnesota for living in. 85% of the people that live in this town are finish, or more widely know as “fin.” the finish believe that hockey is their g-d, and will do anything for it. they also believe that sauna is said like “soownahh,” and hockey is spoken like “hockeeeeeeeeeeeey.” c-kato is also completely surrounded by corn; they even have a festival honoring corn called the corn carnival. this town is so isolated that the schools there don’t even have “cliques.” many a few will drive straight through this little “paradise,” in search of towns that have actualy people in them.
c-kato is surrounded by corn, and have many finish families. most people will never know about c-kato, unless they are a tourist in search of a “cute” and “quaint” little town.
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