coke-bottle glasses


extremely thick eyegl-ss lenses
that kid with the c-ke-bottle gl-sses may look funny but he has a bad att-tude.
prescription eyegl-sses with very thick/heavy lenses, like the infamous “forest-fire-starter” curved lens-like bottoms on heavy-walled coca-cola soft-drink bottles.
wow, that little old lady’s sure got the c-ke-bottle gl-sses! wonder how she ever manages to see in the shower or anyplace else where she has to take her gl-sses off.

grade-school kid #1: yo, pal — you back from the eye-doc, i see. whoa-hoh-hohhhh… what huge thick lenses! that rig must weigh a ton — zheesh, i feel for ya — totally sux, bud!
grade-school kid #2: yeah, fer sher — the doc said it was hereditary, and i’d never have good vision, so he gave me these stupid c-ke-bottle gl-sses which i’ll hafta wear the rest of my life. ah, well… at least i can see again.

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