Coke can nipples
when a woman’s areola, or nipple, is about the size of a can of coca-cola or bigger.
to measure/determine:
1. using a can of c-ke (or any yummy beverage contained in the industry standard aluminum vessel size)
2. hold the bottom of the can horizontally to the areola
3. if the diameter of the circular bottom portion of the can is equal to or greater than the areola to which you are gauging… she’s got some c-ke can nipples
dayum. your girl got some c-ke can nipples. #freethenipples (you’re welcome)
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