Coke-doucher


any idiot human (particularly of the female variety) lacking reason or otherwise inclined to believe that douching with coca-cola would be an effective form of birth control.
“is that the girl who got wasted and impaled her crotch on a fence?”
“yeah. she’s a total c-ke-doucher.”

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