coke emo


in other words, c-ke zero.. how can a sh-tty drink in a black can with no sugar be anything but depressing?
bill: man i’m thirsty, i could sure go for some c-ke zero
todd: wtfmate, c-ke emo is for p-ssys
bill: -slits wrists-

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