coke float


a cold drink/desert made by adding two or three scoops of ice cream (usually vanilla flavor) into a gl-ss of coca-cola; more commonly made with root beer
this c-ke float sure does taste good on a hot summer day. too bad we didnt have any root beer to make it with.
proceding to take a sh-t in a girls mouth then to c-m ontop of it and she swallows it
i gave that bee-otch a m-ssive c-ke float last night
a s-xual act whereby a female defecates upon a gl-ss coffee table, and precedes to squash the faeces with her b-ttocks, while her partner views from underneath said table.
man this chick did the sweetest c-ke float i ever did see last night, going to need some serious cilit bang to clear that sh-t up.
snorting a line of c-ke off a floating t-rd in the toilet.
“susan ran out of blow and the only way i would give her mine is if she did a c-ke float”.
when someone sh-ts in water.
george – “why did we have to evacuate the pool?”

mark – “some kid made a c-ke float”

george – “raunchy”
when, after a man -j-c-l-t-s inside a woman’s v-g-n-, she takes a bottle of cola and shakes it up a bit, then inserts the bottle into her v-g-n-, whereby the c-ke bubbles up into her birth c-n-l. then, the man performs oral s-x on her, swallowing both his s-m-n and the cola.
i just gave johnny a c-ke float & he loved it!
getting a m-ssive black guy to penetrate a v-g-n- (so that it is loose enough to eat cereal out of it) and get a bunch of other guys to circle jerk around her and -j-c-l-t- into her loosened vajayjay to the point it overflows.
a bunch of my friends and i saw a dead cat last night and decided to give it a c-ke float.

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