coke machine


a raging c-ke addict, typically female. a c-ke machine is the sort of girl that will do two lines so that she can sleep better, or down so many lines that your drug dealer will start getting suspicious of your own buying habits because you are dumb enough to supply her habit. think mich-lle pfieffer in scarface, or scarface for that matter
dude: that lilo has a problem. it was 2 hours after last call at the club, the sun was rising and i saw her cut out and do 3 lines just because.
dude 2: yea she’s a real c-ke machine
a woman who use to be shaped like a c-ke bottle, but 20 years later is fat and out of shape.
derrius that girl is fine bro, got that c-ke bottle shape. yea she good looking now but in 20 years and 25 pounds later she will look like a c-ke machine.

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