coke sniffles
what you get when your sniffles are so bad it sounds like you’ve been snorting crack for the last 10 years.
“-sniff-”
“dude, what’s wrong with you? you’ve been doing that for the last twenty minutes”
“i’m sorry man, -sniff- i’ve got the c-ke sniffles.”
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