Coke Toe-Nail
a lengthened toe-nail used to inhale cocaine or other powdery substances.
pokey was a fancy boy who favored nose candy. in the middle of a footski from trixie, he demanded a toot of powerwheels – a new mix of colombian flake cocaine and bath-tub crank.
trixie stopped and gracefully delivered the goods via her c-ke toe-nail. pokey was instantly greased off his -ss.
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