Cokeslo
a creature pr-ne to death, destruction and violence. known for there love of blood and flesh, c-keslo’s are regarded as the most demonic creatures walking the earth, they are naturally white, however may turn red after taking in a certain ammount of blood. if you do ever see a c-keslo, be advised, they are pr-ne to rip, rend, and tear flesh.
it is advised to never come in contact with a c-keslo, however if you do, there is ways to protect yourself.
1: wear religious apparel. c-keslo’s hate purity and light, and stray from it.
2: hide. this is the most simple step, because of a c-keslo’s tiny sense for anything except death, it is very easy to hide from them, if need be.
3: do not run, they smell blood.
if you do ever end up with a c-keslo, do not run, they smell blood, it is useless, however c-keslo’s if having filled with blood, cannot fly.
so i have warned you.
never cross paths with a c-keslo, or face certain death.
oh my! there’s a c-keslo in that tree! hit the deck!
“this is 911, what is your emergency”?
“there is a c-keslo in my house”!
-hangs phone up-
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