col breathe
first, dig a female corpse that has been dead for at least one year. then you begin to eat it out. whilst in the midst of eating the decaying sn-tch your buddy jumps off the trampoline he secretly brought to the cemetary and lands on the dead woman’s stomache… leaving your mouth filled with what only can be describe as the “circle of life”.
there were no prospects at the bar so i had to rely on the cemetery. the cemetery perfect until my buddy came out of no where and hit me with the old col breathe.
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