colander dick
colander d-ck is where the foreskin sticks in such a way to create multiple escape routes for urine, upon taking a p-ss. this commonly occurs in the early hours of the day, during the morning toilet ritual. the result is a miss fire where neither stream hits the intended target of the bowl. due to the absence of for-thought at such a time in the morning the colander d-ck is rarely corrected.
1) caught out by colander d-ck again this morning! i p-ssed everywhere except the toilet…
2) sorry honey, iihad the choice of peeing half on the floor and half in the bowl or on both sides of the seat, because of colander d-ck!
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