Colander


came out of nowhere and stole my heart.

brings me joy beyond words and makes me smile till my jaw aches.

not always easy but that doesn’t matter.

my love.
colander entered my world one cold night in 2010.
1. a bowl-shaped kitchen utensil with perforations for draining off liquids and rinsing food.

2. can also be used as a rockin’ hat.
1. don’t bungle the recipe! make sure you drain your vegetables in a colander.

2. lindsey wore the colander on her head at a jaunty angle. all the boys wanted her milkshake.

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