Colassault


a col-ssualt is any cola related -ssault. this can include a fight over a can of c-ke or pepsi, to be attacked or hit with a can or bottle of cola or a confrontation that occurs because of a cola/caffeine induced rage.
‘did you just see that girl col-ssault that guy. she smashed in the head with a half full can of c-ke!’

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