Colbert’s Nation
first, you slap-chop a mixture of cheeseburger, garbage and croc sandals while a group of illegal mexican immigrants lick your b-tt hole. then you lube yourself with said mixture and begin to forcefully insert yourself into a cardboard cutout of ryan seacrest. all the while listening to reba mcentire’s alb-m “the last one to know”.
last night, i found out my girlfriend has been cheating on me. so after crying during american idol i completed colbert’s nation.
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