Colchester Condom


-n-l s-x. the method of birth control where insemination is avoided by putting your w-ng up the wrong hole. derived from colchester military prison in ess-x, uk where presumably a lot of brit soldiers do each other up the gicker.
woman – “we’re going to have to stop, i’m off the pill”

man – “don’t worry about it love, i’ll use me colchester condom”

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