Cold Air Fart


if you stand on your head and fart, the air comes out cold.
charles: my word, william, it is absolutely sweltering today.

william: indeed. say old boy, why don’t i stand on my head and bring the temperature down a couple of degrees with a cold air fart?

charles: that’s the ticket!

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