cold as a witches left tit
used to describe something that is insanely cold.
back in the day, witches were believed to be evil, i.e. “cold of heart.” a witches left t-t (or teat) is close to the heart, therefore a witches left t-t is very cold.
also used to describe an unusually mean or nasty person.
“stop being cheap and turn up the thermostat, it’s colder than a witches left t-t in here.”
canadian toilet seats in the wintertime.
“who doesn’t love a basket of puppies dressed up like the cast of harry potter?! that person is as cold as a witches left t-t.”
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