cold as balls


1.)describes really cold weather. it’s so cold your b-lls feel like ice.
it’s cold as b-lls out here.
discribing something that is so cold it makes your b-lls shrivel
guy jumps into ocean on new years
“awww man its cold as b-lls in here”
guy walk into movie theater
“it’s cold as b-lls in here also”
guy walks into panty shop
“that naked girl must be cold as b-lls”
just another way to say something is cold.
d-mn!! it’s cold as b-lls out here!!

this beer is cold as b-lls.

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