Cold Cereal
uninteresting and prolonged j-zz, c-m, -j-c-l-t-, sperm or s-m-n when the man -j-c-l-t-s after a long time of no s-xual activity that does not involve friction on the male genitals thus, causing no heat. therefore the -j-c-l-t- is cold and clumpy.
originated from yelawolf’s new song “good girl” (ft. poo bear) on his new alb-m “radioactive”:
“but you don’t wanna see me go/even though i’m only giving you d-ck and cold cereal/so you must have a thang for lucky charms/all the bad girl in you just fell in my lucky arms”
bro #1: bro, last night i gave her a bowl of ‘cold cereal’ because all we did was oral s-x and ended it with a long make out session.
bro #2: sucks for her (no pun intended)
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