Cold Cheese Toastie


when a man c-ms in a woman after s-x and she doesnt shower until the next morning. her v-g-n- looks like a cold cheese toastie when you open it up to have a look
he came in me last night and i waited till the morning to shower, when he went down to have a look it was like a cold cheese toastie

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