Cold Cut Combo
the magical, mystical basis for subway’s business. it’s a pre-slabbed “meat”nage trois of flavorless, slightly off-color turkey meat product. supposedly kosher-. (-i am not a rabbi).
dave: cold cut combo with no ham, please.
girl: ummm, all the meat comes together.
dave: can you just take the ham off then?
girl: ummm, we can’t tell which one is the ham.
dave: ummm …
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