card playing term referring to a deck of playing cards that has been tampered with in order to affect the outcome of the game. the term is used because such decks are said to have been found to be cooler (in actual temperature) than the immediate surroundings due to someone introducing them from the outside.
the sc-mbag has been known to use a cold deck.
(n) in poker, a deck of cards that a player feels is not yielding an average number of playable hands.
“i’m not sure if it’s a cold deck or i suck, but i can’t win a hand tonight!”
(n) a stacked deck used by a card mechanic or card cheat.
watch out for the cold deck low.
p-ssé. used to be cool, but now, t’aint. “you get the new wu alb-m?” “naw, man. that’s some played out coleco sh-t. i mean, wu wear. what the f-ck is that?”
unlike genuine communication, where an element of desire to transfer unbiased information or fact can fundamentally exist, communicatering refers exclusively to the subversive generation of biased information (catering, e.g. charming) with a strict intention to influence consumer, popular, inst-tutional or individual opinion for the purpose of the beneficial gain to group or organization initiating such […]
- communist rick roll
a version of the rick roll in which someone is mislead about the content of a youtube video that looks interesting. instead of getting the video desired or the song “never going to give you up”, the user gets a like to a 1970’s soviet lip sinker. this singer is incredibly creepy and does not […]
- condom on a stick
packages of condoms handed out by some planned parenthoods. they appear to be suckers, but where the candy part would be its really a condom!!! they come in several colors and usually have smiley faces printed on the outside of the package. i’ve got a condom on a stick!!!!
- confederate breakfast
a bojangle’s biscuit and a pepsi, preferably consumed between the hours of 6:00-8:00 a.m. the staple diet of white trash southerners. redneck #1 you need to get you a confederate breakfast! redneck #2 i done did! just finished my pepsi and it ain’t even 7:00 a.m. yet!