Cold Farting


when you lay on a flat surface in a certain way, usually face and chest are touching the ground and you b-tt is in the air while your legs shift your waist up the air, and open your r-ct-m then air swooshes. you then close your -n-s the proceed to fart.
cire: stop cold farting, it’s gross…

meda: no! this is the best!

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