cold finger
similar to cold shoulder, except a cold finger is done by ignoring someone’s text or facebook message–usually when said person’s comment is pointless or uncalled for.
fb status: “man, i just got called into work for another 16 hour weekend shift.”
tool: “lol, i never work weekends lol”
-cold finger/friend removal is appropriate here
to perform a cold finger, both a male and female must be present. the male must put his index and middle finger in the freezer or in ice cold water for 2 to 3 minutes. after the time has p-ssed, the male must immediately finger the girl with the two frozen fingers, making her feel a tickling frosty sensation!!
i gave my girl the cold finger yesterday and froze the inside of her p-ssy!
metaphor for the medical exam administered for prostate cancer.
i’m going in for the cold finger today — i hope the doctor has small hands.
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