cold fusion
some ultra-cool event that everyone would like to see happen, and some people antic-p-te happening … which will never happen.
jimbo, you say you got a date with tyra banks, the super model? yeah, right — i’ll believe that when my pad is powered via cold fusion and i start g-ssin’ up my ride with hydroms.
an exercise in futility, self-flagellation, and 80s era technologies. coldfusion is so bad that it has become synonymous with cryptic error codes, mysterious memory leaks, and asinine programing constructs.
i tried integrating that new api, but it coldfusions all the time so i replaced it.
the servers are coldfusioning again. i’ll go restart them.
a: where is the #$%#ing leak? b: coldfusion.
an exercise in futility, self-flagellation, and 80s era technologies. coldfusion is so bad that it has become synonymous with cryptic error codes, mysterious memory leaks, and asinine programing constructs.
i tried integrating that new api, but it coldfusions all the time so i replaced it.
the servers are coldfusioning again. i’ll go restart them.
a: where is the #$%#ing leak? b: coldfusion.
the gayest irc chat server ever in the whole wide world, if you’re a guy and you like to be -n-lly fisted by canadians then this is the chat server for you. the biggest f-g named kevin owns it and he is the gayest of all the gays.
coldfusions is the gayest irc server ever
one of the greatest hackers of mirc dalnet from 1996 to 2001
cold`fusi0n we salute you 🙂
the process by which a male or recently converted female sit, wearing no clothing, on a sheet, slab, chunk, or otherwise chair-shaped m-ss of ice, resulting in the fusion of their t-st-cl- skin and or hairs to the ice…also known as icef-cking
timmy was very upset that he had experienced cold fusion playing in the yard.
coldfusion mx is the solution for building and deploying powerful web applications and web services. using the proven tag-based scripting and built-in services in coldfusion mx, web application developers can easily harness the power of the java platform without the complexity. available for stand-alone installation or for deployment on industry-leading j2ee application servers, coldfusion enables over 10,000 customers and hundreds of thousands of developers worldwide to deliver powerful web applications in record time.
any website ending with .cfm has cold fusion in it.
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