Cold Karl


the act of defecating on a gl-ss table, while another person’s face is directly below the table/feces. similar to the hot karl and the warm karl
sandi received a cold karl from jill because she refused to get cr-pped on.
giving a hot karl to a dead person… thus the karl is cold and hence the name ‘cold karl’
i dug up humberto’s dead grandmother and gave her a good cold karl

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