Cold patootie tango


the act of making love to a frigid, s-xless woman, who doesn’t interact or seem to be enjoying herself and just lays there.
man, cindy was acting right cold patootie tango last night! either she’s p-ssed at me or we’re breaking up in the not too distant future.

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