cold potatoes


when something is lame, not cool, or undesirable.
josh: did you see that movie last night?
ariel: yeah, it was cold potatoes.
josh: what..?
ariel: you heard me. urbandictionary that sh-t, man.
when a kidneystone comes out with your c-m
i felt so much better after p-ssing on my cold potato

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