Cold Pussy


to go cold p-ssy is the state like cold turkey when a young man has not recieved any puntang in so long that his body is starting to go into remission. its a horrible painful time when a man get despaerate and clingy to anything he can get his hands on. he must be careful who he touches for when this state p-sses he is likely to regrett what he’s done
jdawg: dude i need some puntang and quick
ninja_e: why man what’s up
jdawg:im f-cking going cold p-ssy

ninja_e:don’t do anything or go anywhere im coming over, make sure u dn’t do anything u’ll regrett
jdawg: i guarantee nothing

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