Cold Shit
some seriously cold, unfeeling, sh-t.
girl 1: sorry, but i have a three inch minimum.
guy: (with sarcasm) oh, ha ha ha!
girl 2: i have a nine inch minimum.
guy: that’s some cold sh-t.
when you are on the toilet but the toilet seat is colder than your b-tt.
“dude i was taking a cold sh-t and i couldn’t even touch the toilet.”
“yesterday my friend took a cold sh-t and his -ss stuck to the toilet.”
“as soon as i put my -ss down i jumped off the toilet cause it was like a cold sh-t.”
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