cold shorts
when a girl dry humps (rides) a guy or does something s-xual to make him prec-m. the prec-m becomes cold and is felt through the p-n-s. hence, cold shorts (boxer shorts).
“melissa was stripping for me and i totally got cold shorts!”
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