cold toilet seats
the cold toilet seats are the people who n-body likes to sit on. in other words they are single and lonely. however on further inspection, some people would prefer a cold toilet seat to a warmed one as it makes them paranoid about someone else`s -ss having just left.
oh man, i just got dumped, guess i`ll have to join all the other cold toilet seats now 🙁
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