Coldbox


when you turn your window a/c unit on and shut the windows and the door so that one segment of your apartment is nice and frosty, while the rest is a million degrees and muggy because that’s how hot it is outside. then you never leave that room.
it was so hot yesterday that i couldn’t even leave my apartment – i just coldboxed my bedroom instead.
2 more definitions
creating a cold room for no apparent reason in the winter. strategies used include but are not limited to; opening the window in the winter months, using a fan, and removing clothing in order to feel the cold more. the intention is to create a reverse sauna.
university students made a cold box yesterday for no reason except to be cold.
to smoke marijuana in a closed area that is so uncomfortably cold that it removes the pleasure from smoking in the first place.
we cold boxed nick’s garage last night. it f-cking sucked.

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