ColdFusion For Douchebags


the t-tle of a fict-tious book, used as an insult towards technology programmers who tend to lean towards the coldfusion platform due to its simple to learn nature despite the fact they lack any programming skills whatsoever.
what? they hired dan to do cf programming? he sucks! i hope he picks up his copy of coldfusion for douchebags!

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