Cole Face


a look of sheer panic mixed with the realization you have just soiled your pants. named after wwe announcer michael cole.
-talking to a group of people-

jorge: we walked in on monti in the john when we got back from a night of mexican food and tequila.

tracey: he had the most intense cole face i’ve ever seen.

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