Cole Ford


a very loving, open teen from kingwood texas who is known only for his hair, bad relationship past, looking like justin bieber, and the rumors started about him. anyone who hates cole ford obviously doesnt know him.

f-ck yeah.
kingwood b-tch: cole ford slept with 4694 girls one time

kingwood sl-t: lol know i was one of them

cole ford: no, i didnt. no you werent. youre both r-t-rded.

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