Coles beer run


the act of walking into the cool room of a liquor store with a small group of serious drinkers, pounding a slab (24 pack for non-ausf-gs) between you and paying the confused clerk in exact change (of the advertised price!) as you walk out. should only be done in areas where public drinking isn’t an offence to keep it legal.
that coles beer run was epic, and it was only $15!!
plus i feel much more righteous than if i had done a regular beer run

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