Colesy
a colesy is a male gym junkie who is renowned for sending naked selfies to 12 year olds for s-xual favours. usually a colesy has a hawttttt mumm called debbie that likes the occasional sausage in her p–per.
a colesy also likes to wear ‘swag’ clothes most days, the weekends are commonly called ‘extra swag’ days.
a colesy will often fall in love with his female friends after a few weeks.
he thinks his dreads are ‘metro’ but they are not.
dont be tricked by his masculanity and his jungle like chest hair, he has the emotions of a ‘twelvie’.
colesy always cries after he consumes alcohol, also when he is cut from football teams e.g under 15’s colin sylvia football squad
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