Colin Brockmann


1. a short midget with long hair that hasn’t grown one bit ever since he was 13 years of age. with his recent haircut, though, he has had a short growth spurt.

2. someone who is obsessed with the final fantasy games and emotionally attaches themselves to the characters.

3.one who is overly obsessed with manga and anime, yet again, placing themselves into the life of one of the manga and/or anime characters.
definition 1:
fred: hey you see that colin brockmann over there?
george: oh you mean that anime obsessed midget? yea he’s always talking about how he wants to marry yuna from final fantasy x-2.

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